aku illustration I did.
Well hello there.
This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
i need to just tattoo this on my brain
People need to recognize the brilliance in this GIF set
Every so often I think to myself “OH NO, AXE COP WAS GETTING A CARTOON, RIGHT? DID I MISS IT? DID I MISS IT???”
I have not, as it does not premiere until July 27th, but here. Have Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson of Parks and Rec) as Axe Cop, which is such appallingly perfect casting I can’t believe I didn’t think of it myself.
OH MY GOD ZACH
*screams internally out of desperate need*
boarding a plane to illinois to prepare for ANIME CENTRAL tomorrow!
i’ve got two tables in the artist alley and will be selling these posters and a bunch more…check out my SHOP to see everything else!
i also have some new shirts and crewneck sweaters that will make their debut at the con! and i’ve also restocked on bootleg pikachu shirts ;)
i’ll post up more updates tomorrow
see you there!
ALL OF YOUR STUFF IS SO GOOD, I WANT IT ALL
Also, have I talked about how much I freaking love Gurren Lagann? Because seriously, it’s the most absurdly inspirational thing to grace the planet.
Most interesting abandoned places in the world
DrunkQuest - Drinking Game Review
Last August we posted about a Kickstarter fundraiser for a game called DrunkQuest. The game was successfully funded and shipped out earlier this year and we got our hands on a copy to play. Boy, what a night.
The first thing you’ll notice when you open DrunkQuest are the crazy large cards. Originally I was turned off by the size, as the cards about double the size of normal playing cards. While I thought it might be annoying to have to hold onto a big hand all night, my opinion changed in the night. The play area isn’t huge, so table space wasn’t an issue and after a few rounds the large text was still easy to read while tipsy. The size of the cards also makes them extremely hard to lose- a definite plus with a drinking game. The game also came with two plus/minus dice, which is really just a fancy coin flip. Overall, the packaging is solid and portable enough for me to throw in a bag when I take it to a friend’s. Now let’s dive into the gameplay.
Each player picks a hero card and a realm, which gives players a permanent ability that they can use by rolling a die. The heroes are colorful and fun, depicting classic RPG classes like thief or mage and throwing in a few new classes like brewmaster (my favorite). The other card decks are for monsters and items. The goal of the game is for a player to defeat enough monsters to obtain level 6.
A player encounters a monster on his or her turn by drawing them at random from the pile. Each monster has a drink value (red number), an ability, and a treasure amount (green number). To defeat the monster, the player must drink the drink value of the monster. Drinks can be determined by the team, but generally a sip of a beer or cocktail works just fine. They will then gain a level and collect their treasure from the treasure deck. Here’s where the fun, and competitive, part comes in.
Once a player draws a monster, every other player has a turn to play cards that advance the monster by adding to it’s drink value. As seen above, the Wineapple card adds three additional drinks to the monster, making it harder for the player to defeat it. If by the end of the circle the player doesn’t feel like drinking the final amount, they can pass up and not gain any levels. However, the player isn’t entirely helpless to the will of their jerk friends. Over the course of the game you’ll also gain armor and weapons to help reduce a monster’s value. There are also instant cards that can be played at any time that allow you negate a players card, steal their armor, or even force all your drinks onto another player. This makes for an incredibly fun, fast, and chaotic game. We had many rounds where players would battle it out with instant cards, adding and subtracting drink values, stealing items, and forcing each other to take drinks with cards. It felt very “you’ve activated my trap card”-esque and was very fun. Players can also choose to help each other out by splitting drinks on normal monsters, generally agreeing to split the loot gained.
Every once in a while you’ll encounter a boss monster which the whole team has to battle. These special monsters have high starting drink values and it was neat to see everyone stop trying to screw each other over and work together to slay the beast.
One negative that we experienced in the game was length. Games with 4 and 5 players took over an hour, sometimes closer to an hour and a half (which can feel around 3 hours in drunk mentality). This was largely due to instant card wars that sprung between players. There are a few especially evil cards that cause players to lose an entire level, which can really add some length to the game (It should be noted that there are other gain a level cards). While I enjoyed myself thoroughly the whole game, some people might not have the attention span for it while drunk. And trust me, you’re going to get drunk.
Players are going to drink a lot in this game. This can be a positive or a negative for some people. Personally, it was the first and last game I played on the nights we played. We went through a crazy amount of beer, as some encounters demanded up towards 20 drinks to kill a monster. If you’re going to play this game, I advise starting sober so that you remember winning. When the game labels itself as a drinking game, it totally means it. The more players you add to the game, the more you’re going to drink and the longer the game will go on.
Overall, DrunkQuest is one of the most fun times I’ve ever had with a drinking game. It’s fast paced, competitive, and really suits table top gamers who enjoy to drink with friends. The presentation and art of the cards is colorful and quirky, mixing RPG themes that players will find familiar with drinking culture. It’s regularly been requested that I bring it back to friends’ houses when my wife and I go to visit and I highly recommend it. I’m definitely looking forward to the expansion, which we will post about later today.
As always, please play responsibly.
FINALLY A DRINKING GAME FOR ME GOOD YES
if you dont listen to this right now you’re an idiot
this is my theme song
Whelp, I know at least two people who need this in their lives.
So Portal Fans. This Exists.
oh my god
ohmyGOD IT’S CAPTIONED “SPEEDY THING GOES IN SPEEDY THING COMES OUT” I can’t
what is going on
That second one is how I feel when I write.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.
THAT FIFTH GIF
IT’S THE WATER TEMPLE.
WELP, TIME TO PUT ON MY WATER TUNIC AND METAL BOOTS
well this is AWESOME!
Oh my god.
i don’t think i’ve ever agreed with anything more than what this man is saying
watch this. seriously
yes yes yes yes yes
this is amazing
this guy is so sick
I needed this right now. Anyone taking finals needs this right now.
I’m about to turn 30. I could have been valedictorian when I graduated High School but I was too lazy to complete the forms. I have a Bachelor’s from DeVry, where I left with an average 3.2 carrying an average course load of 18 credit hours (peak 24, nadir 14). I also have an Associate’s from a local college, and I am Phi Theta Kappa there.
Here’s what I can tell you.
No employer has ever asked for my GPA. No employer ever gave a SHIT about my grades. DeVry only cared about my ACT score, and my Bachelor’s lost me jobs because I was “overqualified”. Now that I’m using my Associate’s, no one cares about my grades, or degree. My employer cares about A) my hours, B) my practical quals.
Unless you’re pushing for the Ivy League, no one is going to care about your grades. Ever. Amen. So I say to you this: 3.0 or above works for most but honestly, just get a good score on your ACT or SAT (and remember, you can retake it!). College is not a guarantee of a good life or even a paycheck. If anything it’s a near-guarantee of crippling debt.
THAT DOES NOT MEAN DO NOT GO, but for god’s sake do your research on your degree. Know what to expect. Colleges are marketing departments and will tell you sweet lies to get your money because college doesn’t care and won’t coddle you.
DO SOMETHING THAT YOU LOVE. Find a way to make money in a way that you enjoy. It might not be the thing you enjoy most, but if you like it and it pays for what you enjoy most, well. That might be good enough.
Read. Travel. Take risks. Fuck up, try again. But enjoy it.
A large part of the argument in this song lines up almost perfectly with Howard Gardner’s Theory of Multiple Intelligences (link here), and is one of the most simple and beautifully true things about people I’ve ever had the pleasure of learning and having affirmed for me as someone who withers in a standard academic setting.
Also, this is heartbreaking and gorgeous, and I hope that anyone who feels this pain and confusion takes solace in knowing you aren’t alone, and you aren’t wrong.
tl;dr: watch the damn video.
SO MANY AMAZING SHIRTS AVAILABLE FOR TODAY AND I JUST DON’T HAVE THE MONEY FOR THEM ALL
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